Londoner Live-Tweets The Hilariously Dramatic Pigeon Invasion Of Her Living Room

Pigeons are badass. They’re faster than cheetahs. More muscle-bound than gorillas. And can invade your home just to watch you eat. That’s right, I’m not joking. Londoner Lucy Topping just experienced it first hand and even live-tweeted the entire flying hell for all of you non-believers to shut your beaks.

Lucy’s evening started out pretty chill. After coming home from the gym, she sat down to have her dinner and watch Would I Lie To You. A well-deserved meal after a long hard day. Cool. However, in the middle of the show, she looked up and suddenly realized she wasn’t alone. There they were, the two pigeons sitting on her bookshelf, watching her suspiciously. Probably plotting where to drop a few white bombs as well. Continue scrolling to read how everything unfolded!

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