People Are Sharing 79 Things That Are Completely Legal But Make You Look Like A Lunatic If You Do Them
People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.
Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!
#1
One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.
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#2
walking around in public with a glass of water from home
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#3
Eating a onion whole, like an apple
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#4
Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.
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#5
Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets
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#6
I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"
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#7
When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.
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#8
Working out in a suit
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#9
Using both hands to put on Chapstick
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#10
Standing silently at night along a forest road.
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#11
Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you
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#12
stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact
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#13
Lifting up your shirt in public and rubbing your tummy
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#14
Digging holes in your backyard at night.Just doing some night digging.
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#15
Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides
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#16
blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral#17
Flying a kite at night
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#18
Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door
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#19
Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom
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#20
Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.#21
Framing photos of yourself.
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#22
Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.#23
Going to Starbucks and ordering milk with ice.#24
Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.#25
Eating food in any bathroom ever#26
Watching strangers eat dinner through restaurant windows at table height.#27
Eating a banana with the skin on
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#28
Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.
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#29
My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.
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#30
While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.
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#31
Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs
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#32
Vacuuming your yard. A great chemical-free way to keep dandelions from spreading.#33
Sitting next to a stranger on the train, when the rest of the carriage is empty.#34
Asking an old person to give up their seat on a bus#35
Not making any attempts to dry your hands after washing them#36
Swimming in a pool with slippers on#37
Putting a leash around your neck and walking yourself#38
Speakerphone conversation on the bus.#39
Eating cereal with water#40
Unbuckling your belt in public#41
Watching a video on your phone at full volume in a public place#42
Locking eyes with the nurse drawing your blood.#43
Having nothing but pictures of yourself on your walls#44
Getting ready to leave the house by putting on sock-shoe-sock-shoe instead of sock-sock-shoe-shoe.#45
Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle
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#46
When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.
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#47
Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men’s urinal#48
Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting#49
Eating in public without using your hands at all.
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#50
Putting your shoes on before the pants.
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#51
Trimming your lawn with scissors.
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#52
walking backwards in public
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#53
Farting and deeply inhaling it. In public#54
Brushing your teeth in public#55
A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.#56
sending orange juice and coffee to random people in a restaurant at dinner.#57
A friend of mine eats the crust of the pizza first.Like he eats the complete pizza crust of the whole pizza and then the "rest"
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