70 Typical ‘Nice Guys’ Who Aren’t Nice At All

There are two types of nice guys — those who get the term from others for being decent human beings and those who attribute it to themselves. Sadly, some self-proclaimed "nice guys", who are actually manchildren or douches, mistake being spineless and pathetic for being nice and they are all over the place.

They might tone down their virtue signaling in real life over the fear of being called out and having to actually deal with a person but show all their true colors online, where the cable provides them with distance and security. Mainly, they go after women on every imaginable platform. However, rejections shake their vulnerable ego and in order to save it from shattering, nice guys attack.

The appropriately-titled subreddit r/NiceGuys collects sightings of these repulsive creatures in order to prepare everyone should they face one of them in the wild. The ridiculous posts paint a pretty vivid picture of what might be waiting for you just a click away, so continue scrolling and check them out. By the end of this article, you'll definitely know how to spot — and avoid — a nice guy.

#1 It's Not The Piece Of Plastic

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#2 Why Don't Women Have Sex Wiv Me?

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#3 Guess We Can Add Moby To The List Of Nice Guys As Well.

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#4 Im A Dude Lmfao

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#5 Who Ya Callin Pinhead

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#6 “Fedora With Arms”

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#7 Nice Guy Thinks He’s Better Than Guacamole

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#8 Feed Up With The Whining

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#9 Found At A Church LED Dance...

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#10 When Your Self-Awareness Tank Is Empty

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#11 If A Nice Guy Was A 911 Operator

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#12 Charming Alpha Male Asks Me To Break Up With My Girlfriend For Him

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#13 When Will They Realise

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#14 I (19f) Broke Up With My Boyfriend (25m) Of 2 Months Only To Find Out He Was A “Nice Guy.” Bullet Dodged. The Last Bit Of Our Text Conversation And A Post He Made On Instagram A Couple Days Later

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#15 Let There Be... Nice Guys

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#16 I'd Treat Elastigirl Better Than Mr. Incredible ?

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#17 Nice Guys And Creepy Asterisk Crossover Courtesy Of My Boyfriend

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#18 Here’s A Fun A Guy Who Also Texted My Boyfriend About The Matter (4) I Made This Account Just To Post This ??

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#19 Looking Out For A Bro

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#20 This One Is So Unbelievable It Sounds Fake... But At The Same Time, I Don’t Doubt It At All

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#21 An Old Platonic Friend Randomly Sent Me A Video Of His Dingaling Because He Was Trying To Be Nice... I Think?

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#22 And Then I Never Used Bumble Again.

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#23 I’m Nice In Person!!

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#24 This "Nice Guy" Claimed He'd Never Pmed A Girl This Way Before & That He Meant No Offence But His Attitude Changed Dramatically After I Forwarded A Screenshot To His Wife...

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#25 We Even Eat

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#26 A Facebook Friend Had Her BF Pass Away Recently, And She Shared This Experience From A "Nice Guy"

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#27 Update: On Economics Guy (Once A Nice Guy, Always A Nice Guy?)

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#28 Niceguys X Creepyasterisks Crossover

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#29 One Of My "Friends" "Confessed" His "Feelings" For Me. I'm All The Sudden The Reason For Toxic Men For Rejecting Him. P.s Sorry For My Font.

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#30 "Stable"

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#31 I'm Just A Gooood Guuuuy, I Need No Sympathy

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#32 My Stalker Called Himself A "Nice Guy" Today...

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#33 This “Good” Guy Stole My Number From His Cousin And Then Insisted He Was Better For Me Than My Long Term Boyfriend.

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#34 My Former Friend's Decent Into Madness.

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#35 It's A Bold Strategy, Cotton, Let's See If It Pays Off For Him.

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#36 An Honest Observation

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#37 Not Mine But Shared With Permission. Note How The Apology Only Comes When He Realizes He's Been Blasted

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#38 Niceguys(™) Back On That Bs

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#39 This Will Not End Well

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#40 And Hes Still Waiting For His Apology....

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#41 A Self Aware Former Nice Guy

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#42 Listed iPhone For Sale On Facebook; Get Told Women Shouldn’t Fear Rape.

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#43 At Least Some Justice Was Served.

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#44 Restaurant Nice Guy

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#45 “Decent Guy” Only Wants One Thing From His Date

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#46 Neck Ruffles And Tights...

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#47 This Screenshot From The Social Network Is Just Beautiful.

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#48 A Little Too On The Nose

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#49 Some Honest Reflection On The Nice Guy Mentality

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#50 (Satire) Nice Guys Never Win At Bars

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#51 I Was Lurking Here For A Long Time, But Couldn't Resist Posting This Since I Stumbled Upon This Gem Of A Dude Lol.

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#52 Cyanide And Happiness Do Casper The Friend-Zoned Ghost

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#53 This Sums It All Up

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#54 Saw This On R/History Memes Thought It Belonged Here Oc @the_jazzy_cabbage

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#55 This Tweet Was Written In Jest But It Clearly Illustrates The Nice Guy Mentality.

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#56 Took The Advice Of Some Of You Guys And Asked **** Not To Give Out My Number

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#57 Brb, Gonna Go Leave My Husband For The Nice Guy I Just Met Playing Yahtzee.

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#58 This Was His Second Message...

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#59 A Message My Friend Received

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#60 Not Even Reddit Is Safe...

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#61 I've Known This Dude For A Week.

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#62 This Guy Commented On A Post About My History Of Sexual Abuse

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#63 Niceguys Value Their Privacy. Theirs.

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#64 I Joined A Group About A Video Game, Said My Rank And Main, And Literally Nothing Else

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#65 The Girl I'm Seeing Sent Me This Lol

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#66 Nice Guy Tries To Insult A Woman And Accidentally Compliments Her Instead.

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#67 Asks My Roommate For Help With A Paper; Ends Up Calling Her A Whore...

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#68 "Why Won't She Look At My Dick?"

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#69 I Actually Got Him Kicked Out Of My Class For Reporting This But Enjoy.

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#70 I Feel Like This Fits A Lot Of The Posts Here

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