139 Hilarious Times People’s English Skills Melted Like Butter In A Hot Pan (New Pics)
Ah, English! One of the easiest or hardest languages you’ll ever learn—depending on whom you ask. However, even if we’re wizards of literature or native speakers, we all slip up from time to time. We can forget how to spell and even the most simple words can elude us. Especially when we’re stressed or distracted (but social media can be to blame, too!).
We've collected some of the funniest times that people’s minds temporarily shut down and their English language skills melted like butter in a hot pan from the 716k-member-strong r/ihadastroke subreddit. When you’re done upvoting your fave pics and enjoying this list, you can check out our previous post about people who forgot how English works right here.
Bored Panda talked about the pitfalls that come with learning English, what we can do to keep our linguistic skills sharp, and the effects that social media has on our grammar with Dr. Lisa McLendon, who is the News and Information Track Chair at the University of Kansas School of Journalism and Coordinator at the Bremner Editing Center. Read on for her in-depth insights.
#1 I Think My Girlfriend Needs Some Pastaa
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#2 Eh
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#3 When To Take Your Mdedicatnion
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Dr. McLendon from the University of Kansas said that some parts of the English language can be hard to learn for foreign students. A lot depends on the languages they already know.
“For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” the professor explained.
However, memorizing common words doesn’t help overcome these difficulties. It’s all a matter of changing your mindset and practicing things until they become second nature. “These don’t pose any difficulties for native speakers who use them correctly without even thinking about it,” Dr. McLendon said. However, native speakers have other problems with English.
#4 Stroke Time
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#5 Did I Make A Reddit Account Just To Post My Grandpa Having His Seventh Typing Stroke Today? Yes, Yes I Did
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#6 Grandma Not Doing To Good
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In Dr. McLendon’s experience as an editor and a teacher, she has found that native speakers have trouble with past passive participles in speech (e.g. saying ‘I had went’). Meanwhile, in writing, they have problems with punctuation, homophones (peek vs. peak, etc.), and misplaced modifiers.
But for those of us who feel confident in our English and feel like there’s nowhere else to go, the journey isn’t quite over. We can’t rest on our laurels.
“Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes,” the expert said. “But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar.”
#7 How When Me The What Is You
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#8 Narto
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#9 Hate It When People The Food
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Dr. McLendon previously told Bored Panda that people forget words all the time because of temporary ‘blips’ in the information retrieval process in our minds. However, modern life and the easy access to technology also have an effect on our ability to spell well.
Spell-check, auto-correct, and editing software are now very common and they can shut down our ability to think and write for ourselves.
“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”
#10 My Mom Just Sent Me This Out Of The Blue
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#11 Ship
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#12 Drunk Friends Are Quality Comedians
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Improving our writing skills requires conscious effort on our part. Editing and proofreading are very important, so we should take the time to carefully read over what we’ve written. Several times if necessary. Knowing what mistakes we tend to make most often is also an advantage because we can then avoid those pitfalls.
However, there are times when editing, stepping back for a while, and sitting down to edit again isn’t enough. Dr. McLendon suggests having someone else read over what you’ve written to catch any mistakes left behind.
“When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”
#13 Hm...
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#14 Ehhh... Meet??
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#15 What’s A Banana?
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#16 Thanks Brian
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#17 English? Do You Speak It!
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#18 Brain Movie
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#19 Uh
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#20 The Mercedes F1 Team After Today's Race
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#21 Sprite Kurkkurkkkkkurite Kuav Kute K
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#22 Stroke Robbery
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#23 At Least Google Knew What I Was Going For
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#24 My Friend Had Stroke Last Night
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#25 I Don't Know
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#26 Strok
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#27 What?
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#28 Sooo It's Souls Then?
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#29 I Understand Half Of This Sentence Lmao
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#30 First Post - Idk If My Sister’s Okay
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#31 House Shoot You
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#32 Spelling
#33 Tupe
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#34 Hmmm I See
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#35 Wat Iss The Foooonf
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#36 Laughed His Ass Off Ass Off
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#37 Girls Is Can What?
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#38 With God Things All Possible Are
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#39 1 Like
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#40 Ah Yes
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#41 He Couldn't Handle The Metric System--
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#42 What Happened?
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#43 My Friend On Psn Asked Me To Join His Party...
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#44 Family Strokes
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#45 Very Much Road
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#46 I Am Sport
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#47 Uhhh...sureee...?
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#48 Brew
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#49 Be Careful That You...
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#50 I Was Playing Skribbl, Word Was Frosting.
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#51 This Shirt My Mom Bought
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#52 Inspiring
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#53 New Scares Me
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#54 Fakes Mloler
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#55 Ladies And Gentleman, Meet My Sister
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#56 Sasig
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#57 Stroke Time (Repost From My Old Acc)
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#58 Okay??
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#59 ‘What?’ Indeed
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#60 Among Us Stroke
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#61 Yes, Whatever It Is The Question (Found On A Facebook Group)
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#62 My Friend Had A Stork
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#63 What?
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#64 My Friends Having A Stroke
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#65 My Girlfriend Just Had A Stroke.
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#66 I Guess I Should Shut Up
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#67 “That’s Great Dad” Lmaooo-
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#68 Why Autocorrect Is Annoying But Helps:
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#69 Does This Count?
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#70 Got A Bit Drunk And Texted One Of My Friends This
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#71 My Friend Woke Up At 3am And Messaged Me This, I Think He Was Tired.
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#72 One Of The Many Tvs At The Bar I Tend Frequents Strong Man Competitions. One Day, The Subtitles Decided To Be Extra Cool.
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#73 Glad Someone Finally Someone Said It
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#74 My Mom Was At The Store So I Asked Her How Long Until She Gets Back And She Sent Me This... (Idk What To Flair This)
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#75 Supamahn
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#76 Bazinga
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#77 Don't You Hate It When This Happens
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#78 He Wanted To Say Aight
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#79 Me And My Wife Be Like:
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#80 He Started Speaking Enchantement Table
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#81 Coast-Tree
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#82 Guys I Think My Boyfriend Is Malfunctioning...
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#83 Very Cool Shirt
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#84 Indeee
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#85 Saw This, I Couldn't Stop Laughing
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#86 Sounds About Right.
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#87 Such A Better Word Than Pony Lol
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#88 My Aunt Jus Texted Me This- Yo What ?
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#89 Wheeze
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#90 Is He...is He Okay?
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#91 When Webtoon Translates So Badly The Fan Translation Is Better. (I Don't Know If This Is 'Able To Be Understood' But Here.)
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#92 Where Does Wednesday Go
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#93 Dennis
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#94 Hollow Knight Review
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#95 What Exactly Do I Have?
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#96 My Brother Just Sent Me This.
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#97 So Somebody In A Discord Server Stroked Out After Seeing One Of My Pictures
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#98 It Doesnt Last For Very Long You Know
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#99 Pl3as3 H3lp
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#100 How Does Bots?
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#101 Slamongflobo In The Contorler
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#102 I Found This On Facebook And Have No Clue Where They Were Going With This
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#103 Forhelvede
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#104 I Dont Know What Story This Is Supposed To Tell
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#105 It Was A Fair Argoment
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#106 Lmao Scott, You Should Take A Trip To The Doc's
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#107 Dad’s Losin It ?
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#108 I Don't Actually Know
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#109 Don't Try To Think About It Too Long. Or Blood Will Shoot Out Your Nose.
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#110 I Was Sleepy And Sent.
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#111 Musrooms, Spotted In The Wild
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#112 What A Life Changing Tip In Life
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#113 Friend Gave Me Strok
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#114 Cacks Are My Favourite Dessert
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#115 Guess Ill Die
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#116 Egg
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#117 Unsleep
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#118 Spelling
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#119 Slaves With Benefits
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#120 Spelling
#121 Spelling
#122 Godzilal Had A Storke, Pres F To Pya Repsects
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#123 Actual Mercedes Tweet
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#124 Monke Language
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#125 I Downloaded Reddit Just To Post This.
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#126 What Happens When Someone In Your Discord Server Gets Drunk Off Their Friggin Mind
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#127 Get Stikbuget Lol
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#128 Ah Yes, Classic Star Wars Card Trader
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#129 Im Also Also
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#130 Boob Tips
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#131 Mini Dirt Apples
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#132 She Had A Small Lil' Stroke While Playin' Among Us...
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#133 I Had To Change To Dark Mode For This.
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#134 Sonebody Help Decript This Coded Message?
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#135 Mega Shainy Raiguaza My Fav
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#136 I Think I Had A Stroke While Naming My Layers
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#137 Had A Stroke Trying To Read This Sign
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#138 He's Trying His Best
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#139 I Tried To Spell Cats (Also Behold My Custom Discord Theme)
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