People Share The Creepiest 49 Things Their Kids Say, And It Can Freak You Out

As you’re asleep like a burnt-out log, your kid’s imagination is running errands in the next room. Whatever happens there will come to light with the morning sun. After hearing about the "poultry-geist" staring at your little one from the closet, you can’t help but feel chills going down your spine.

It’s a known fact that kids are creepy—from drawing weird stuff inspired by some undetected evil force to introducing their invisible best friend that’s in front of you right now. We can come up with many explanations, but there’s surely a limit to what can be made rational. These parents on Twitter have been sharing the scariest things their kids have told them, and we won’t judge if there’s a house or two being put up for sale at this very moment.

Grab your blanket, it’s about to get chilly. If these posts hit close to home for you, there’s no better place to have a low-key therapy session than the comment section!

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